Dennis doesn't make his master's morning tea until his master gets his masterly pants on. Look how short Gangfie is. Look at his toesies. LOOK. LOOK AT THEM.
I'm still in a kink. This just isn't my week. Everything's wrong way around. I can't even get the milk bottle open. I'm even posting this while 90% of my Watchers are asleep. This will probably get buried under the stacks in your Watch feed and you won't ever see it. Ever. Never ever. How are you reading this if you've never ever seen this?
*deflates and farts away*moar.